Only I could lose a book I’ve been obsessively reading in an apartment roughly the size of 20 shoeboxes stacked up and sideways. 


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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So this chick has paid somewhere over $300,000 to make herself look like a human barbie. Her proportions are relatively what Barbie would be if she were a real person. And while that’s a cool goal to some people, it just seems pathetic to me. Barbie is a child’s toy, something to play with until you hit 8 or 9. For a grown person to want to resemble a toy just seems inherently insane to me. Like, you don’t see people wanting to look like Teddy Bears or Go Karts, right? Her contacts also make her look like she’s an alien and she seems incapable of smiling. 

So this chick has paid somewhere over $300,000 to make herself look like a human barbie. Her proportions are relatively what Barbie would be if she were a real person. And while that’s a cool goal to some people, it just seems pathetic to me. Barbie is a child’s toy, something to play with until you hit 8 or 9. For a grown person to want to resemble a toy just seems inherently insane to me. Like, you don’t see people wanting to look like Teddy Bears or Go Karts, right? Her contacts also make her look like she’s an alien and she seems incapable of smiling. 

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Rajon, let me marry you. Please. I’ll be the best wife ever and we can have tall, gangly, beautiful children. 

Rajon, let me marry you. Please. I’ll be the best wife ever and we can have tall, gangly, beautiful children. 


I’m assuming the London Olympics will have Quidditch


WHAT IF I SEE HIM IN NEW YORK?????

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He and I could totally make lightning together. 

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so cute

so cute

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